Wednesday, September 9, 2009

Female Admits She'd Have Sex In Exchange To Clear Parking Tickets

This past Labor Day weekend, a group of friends and I got together for some good ol fashion fun. We ate barbecue, drank champagne, and indulged in both serious and silly conversations. The videos below feature several debates and unique commentary from young adults both male and female who discuss a wide array of topics such as HIV, the strange things some people would do for in exchange for sex, the infamous "wall slide", and so much more.

I've decided to list key points for every individual video to help spectators get a more clear perception of the dialog in the video. Also be advised the young adults featured in these videos are all under the influence of alcohol (Moet Rose, and Jose Cuevo).

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This video is about a discussion on HIV, and the dangerous lifestyle that young adults are living leading up to the infection of HIV.

  • :22 - Angelo and Matt (light blue, and dark blue polo shirt) mention the ratio of women having unprotected sex in society. A few of the young ladies decide that isn't true, at which time Angelo puts a young lady on the spot and asks her "so do you use condoms all the time?"
  • 1:00 - Young lady (white dress) questions the entire room about when is it the right time to get tested.
  • 1:19 - Young lady (multi colored shirt) confesses a lot of women stop using condoms who aren't technically monogamous.
  • 1:45 - Camera man decides to kick knowledge abut the dangerous lifestyles portrayed in today's society as they relate to HIV.
  • 2:00 - Camera man states he deals with HIV patients everyday in his line of work.
  • 2:19 - Camera man brings up the story of Elidor Kursaint (previously mentioned on this website back in October 2007 ). The story of the 23 year old club promoter in Miami who has given an estimated 50+ women HIV.....and he knew he was infected the entire time.

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This video featured a big debate over what women prefer when it comes to the size of the male genitalia. The conversations get questionable when a few of the men featured in the video get a bit too animated in terms of proving their point.

  • :05 - Young lady (black dress) displays the average man's genitalia size.
  • :25 - Young lady displays the average's black man's genitalia size.
  • :49 - Young lady states that 7 inches is a starting point for her preference.
  • 1:20 - Phil (black tank top) admits his genitalia size.
  • 1:37 - Young lady states she's had 11 inches, gracefully.
  • 2:05 - Phil is questioned by a young lady as to his dark past.
  • 2:15 - Camera man tells Phil he can't do anymore damage control for him.
  • 4:12 - Camera man questions any woman in the room to come forward if they've witness a man's genitalia the size of 13 inches.
  • 4:30 - Camera man off camera displays the measuring tape as if it were his own male genitalia.

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This is video of a young lady (who owns a VERY popular website, but will remain nameless) stating she has no problem doing some questionable things to get rid of her outstanding debt in parking tickets. Angelo (light blue shirt), decides he wouldn't mind taking her up on her offer. Things get very interesting as the video progresses. Sarcasm, or the flat out truth....you be the judge.

  • :03 - Camera man summarizes a statement made by the young lady who reiterates she's previously considered having sexual intercourse to help pay unpaid parking tickets.
  • :24 - Young lady confesses she has 6 outstanding parking tickets.
  • :35 - Matt (dark blue shirt) gives a quick recap of what he just heard the lady confess to.
  • :55 - Angelo gives a quick recap of what he just heard the young lady confess to. He's seems to be a little shocked at her testimony.
  • 1:03 - Camera man mocks the young lady by insinuating massive sarcasm.
  • 1:45 - Angelo attempts to see how serious the young lady is about her proposal. The Camera man mentions that the young lady is currently engaged, however Angelo doesn't seem to care much.

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This is by far my favorite video out of the collection. This video introduced the term "wall slide." The term is defined by an act that is so unbelievable, or outrageous it causes a temporary paralyzation. So instead of commenting negatively when you hear something you don't agree with, you simply say "Wall Slide" as a means to take a stab at mere stupidity. Confused? Please look at the video for a better understanding.

  • :18 - Everyone is trying to get their BlackBerrys and video cameras ready for the evolution of wall slide.
  • 1:41 - Pure standing ovation for the evolution of the wall slide.
  • 2:10 - Young lady confronts the camera man about the rumor of this website. She infact owns a pretty big website which has a huge fan base, so instinctively she questions the validity of the camera man's accusations of designing websites, and possibly owning his own domain.

Again I love the term "wall slide" because I enjoy anytime I can say something that can go completely over everyones head in the room but my closest friends. We have tons of punch lines that we use often, now "wall slide" will be added to our collection.

Final Thought: As young adults we sometimes take for granted the good times we share. There's times like the videos above that remind me how lucky I'am to be introduced to such a diverse lifestyle.

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23. Gemini. Chicago IL. south side. African American. 6 foot 5. 220 pounds soaking wet. heterosexual. Christian. pro-choice. liberal   

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