I turned 23 this past Saturday. The video below is footage Matt put together of the fellas and I enjoying the early morning and afternoon portion of my birthday.

"Bottle poppin" on a whole new level, Moet (Rose) and Fruit Loops for breakfast. Yum!

Moet public announcement; if you're going to purchase Moet whether it be in the club or just social purposes, please make sure it's Moet Nectar Imperial Rose. Don't be a cheap skate and make senseless purchases such as Moet White Star, or Moet Imperial....that's just wrong.

Unfortunately there's no footage of what went on that night. For some odd reason in my neck of the woods exotic dancers prefer not to be recorded while performing stunts. Crazy? No, that's freaking ridiculous. Since when did Strippers implement a "Bill of Rights."

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Attention: I decided to reupload my entire archive. As shown on the right column of this page, the archive goes as far back as 2006. Yes, that's right Lost in Transition has been around for a long time, way before it became "common" to have a personal blog or a blog centered around celebrities and every time they blink their freakin eyes. Orginality has always been an imperative role in the design, management, and creativity here at Lost in Transition.

...and no I'm not taking shots at anyone.

In my archives, there have been many posts between now and then that have been either controversial, informative, or plain stupid. Now is the time you can go back and read these posts for your viewing pleasure.

Final Thought: My friend Phil taught me this past weekend about "Stripper Etiquette." Prior to his lecture, I had no previous knowledge of this thought provoking subject. There seems to be a fine line between tipping, and not tipping when it comes to Stripping Etiquette. My friend says regardless of the fact that the owner of the strip club told me I drink for free and get free exotic dances (whenever I attend his establishment) - that still gives me no right to be cheap and not tip. Again, this is "Stripper Etiquette" we're talking about. There's also a rule that prohibits you from falling in love during a lap dance, this was the problem with someone other than my self that shall remain nameless. The last rule my friend explained to me about Stripper Etiquette is there is sex in the champagne room, regardless of what the late great Gerald Levert told me many years ago.

Who'd ever think in a industry driven by lap dances and alcohol, that complexity would over shine pure shame.