Thursday, October 23, 2008

Suicide Note Found After Ultrasound Affirms Kells Is Expecting A Girl; Karma Prevails

Hip hop mogul Sean "P Diddy" Combs recently bought urban clothing line "Enyce" for a reported $20 million. Everyone expected Enyce to become more synonymous with high end fashion once they were purchased by Liz Claiborn in 2003 for a reported $114 million. However the transition in urban clothing never emerged to it's high valued expectations, which caused a serious slump within the company. Combs says he has major plans for the company, but didn't make any suggestions of merging Enyce with his current highly successful clothing line - Sean John.

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Update (originally posted October 17, 2008): It looks like Chicago's Mayor, Richard Daley pulled the plug on the city's 1st Gay and Transgender High School planned for 2010. The Mayor claims the idea would "isolate" and "segregate" students, causing more harm than good. Technically I'm still on the city's payroll so I won't say anything bad about the guy. Yep that's right - you won't dare hear me say he's a corrupt, egotistical, and sometimes a racially judgemental son of a gun. Nope not from me you won't. I in fact think the complete opposite. He's a highly respected man of dignity, prestige and...uuuum...ummmm....com'on guys help me out here...*checks dictionary*...and equality! So if you've heard anything else, you've been grossly mislead.

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Halloween is right around the corner. I'm going to a costume party with intentions on shocking everyone. Nothing over the top, but something hysterical.

I never thought I'd say this in my lifetime, but Eric Benet might of upgraded when he & Halle Berry broke off their relationship. Talk about a role model, this guy definitely sets the standard.

I usually don't post videos, unless they include me. However here's a couple of videos that I'm sure will make you laugh.

I took a trip to the dental office today. As always nothing went as planned. No, I'm not doing anything drastic to my teeth like Katie Holmes. It's just that I've been trying to get a wisdom tooth pulled that's been bothering me for the longest. While waiting for the dentist to enter the room, a female dental assistant prepared me for my check-up (mouth rinse, basic questions, etc). During our brief dialogue she made me feel real uncomfortable. She made small advances that were highly unprofessional. It wasn't the questions per say, it was her body language and constant snickering at my every response that came off flirtatious. Now usually I wouldn't be bothered I'd just smile and brush it off, but there's just this one thing about this particular dental assistant I couldn't get over - her age! No she wasn't some MILF in the prime of her life looking for an Ashton Kutcher to dominate, she was *13 years old! How did I know? Well another dental assistant who appeared to be much older questioned her on what grammar school she attended. The more I paid attention the more I realized I had just been hit on by a 13 year old child! Towards the end of the visit she returned to the room and continued to reach over me unnecessarily while hinting for me to remain longer. Suppose I was some creep and actually took advantage of her?! Poor girl, she's not even in high school and already doomed from the start. Jesus take the wheel.

*Footnote: Before you ask..."how is a 13 year old working at a dental office as a dental assistant?" Let me 1st say my dental office isn't as exquisite as the average dental office. With that said, I'm sure the dentist decided to hire 2-3 young kids (13-17) to balance his budget as well as give them small responsibilities such as recording information on a checkbox chart sheets and give mouth wash. Tasks such as x-rays, teeth cleaning, and general assessments are done by the other qualified and much older dental assistants. Strange, yes...truthful, absolutely....welcome to Chicago.

Update: The author of the highly controversial article "Open Relationships" (October 17, 2008) decided to stop by and give her 2 cents in the comment section. Thanks Nelly!

Final Thought: At 13 I wasn't even thinking of being sexually active let alone flirting with adults almost twice my age. What's going on with kids these days? Are they so subjected to to sex in music, television, and magazines that it's nearly impossible for them not to be curious? Today it's completely normal for a 13 year old to have a MySpace page, access provocative cable TV, as well as download any song requested. Where's the innocence in these kids? I hate to sound like a old disgruntle fart, but this is ridiculous. What's even more sad is things aren't getting better anytime soon.

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