Is That A Cold Sore On Your Lip, Or A Bad Reaction To That Overpriced Animal Tested Lipgloss?
So you just returned from the doctor with the dreaded news that you have a sexually transmitted disease. Outside of the overwhelming anxiety that's causes your heart rate to beat tremendously, you realize you have some unfinished business to take care of. You want to contact the person(s) that you've possibly infected or been infected by with the disease. Picking up the phone seems too traditional so you ponder on other methods that are a tad bit less confrontational yet sincere. Well you're in luck because there's a new service called inSpot.org that allows you to anonymously contact a person you've suspected of passing or receiving an STD from. This website allows you to send a variety of clever yet thought provoking greeting cards; warning the alleged "victim of intimacy" that they've possibly contracted a sexually transmitted disease, all while remaining anonymous. Outside of the anonymous STD greeting cards there are several other services such as a local clinic directory, as well as extensive education on various STDs.
...Great, so after you've whored your self to some guy you've met on a rebound yet barely know outside of what he tells you - reality sets in. Instead of blaming it on alcohol or bad decision making while crying in your friend's shoulder asking for advise, you can now use inSpot to help temporarily patch up your feelings by saving yourself the embarrassment. After all, we all make mistakes right? It just so happens your mistakes reoccur more than an episode of The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air. All pun intended.
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There's a new study out of Boston University of Health that claims that alcohol consumption causes brain shrinkage. Although brain shrinkage is completely normal with age, alcohol seems to add to the effects of dementia which leads to the reduction of brain volume. The study reflects people who consume on an average of 8-14 drinks a week. In the end result the brain shrinkage isn't significantly damaging, yet there are visible results. It would take decades of alcoholism to contribute a massive decline of brain volume such as the use of Ecstasy.
Wow that explains a lot. For a while I thought the people around me were getting smarter when in reality it's just me getting stupider. There I go again, always putting my optimism because intellectual aptitude.
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Have you ever heard the analogy, "don't become a horse stuck in a tree." Of coarse you haven't because I just made it up moron. OK....sure it doesn't make sense but can you actually imagine a horse becoming stuck in a tree? Sounds silly, but probably looks even sillier.
Today it seems you can never take too many safety precautions to protect an infant baby. Everything from bulletproof vests, to bullet proof strollers can be purchase these days for the safety of your baby. Sounds unrealistic? That's what I thought until I ran into a company called BulletProofBaby. They specialize in these type of products. For the right price you can purchase your baby his or her own riot helmet or even a chemical defense gas mask. Be creative and mix and match. I'm sure the baby will love it.
Update: When signing the guestbook, please try to leave behind an email so I can reach you. The last couple of private messages I haven't been actually able to respond to. Thanks
Final Thought: I try my best to connect to everyone possible. At times I want to seem like the pastor speaking to the congregation. What am I talking about? Well the way the pastor gives a sermon that feels like it's directly related to you in particular is how I want to come off. That's the type of chemistry I look to build on within my writing. Sometimes I come across successful, while other times it's pure epic failure. Either way I'm trying, give me a break.
