Karma's A Real Cute Female Dog...With A Urinary Tract Infection
Do you believe in Karma? An act that is considered the consequences of your choices. Karma holds no barriers and has no bias. Karma has no time frame so the results and ramifications are often unexpected. Like my mom would constantly warn me as a child, "you reap what you sow." As children we learn from our mistakes. As adults those same mistakes have additional repercussions. No one other than yourself is responsible for creating your own Karma. Any strong turn of events can be contributed to Karma such as; physical altercations, broken relationships, and even rewards.
I always tell people my life is a strong indicator that Karma is real. I often laugh during the day and make references to Karma to help me better understand why certain things happen. I've had multiple horrendous incidents happen to me with no sudden warning in recent times. Instead of uttering blasphemies against life itself, or blaming others - I've learn to fully accept the laws of Karma and move on. As a teenager I foolishly ignored the laws of Karma. As an adult I'm more cautious because of my experiences with Karma. With those same experiences Karma has compelled me to be more honest with others, as well as sensitive of my actions and how they effect people. Now I'm no saint, I'm still a work in progress. However if Karma's effect on me was gaged by some pop culture icon. Let's just say I used to be Flavor Flav, but now I'm somewhere in between Bobby Brown and Jesse Jackson. Fair enough?
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I've been shopping for a new USB drive lately. I found a USB drive that fits not only my desired memory capacity, but my personality as well. No it's not a USB drive filled with Cassie's home videos, instead it's a USB drive filled entirely with beer....literally. Either that, or a beer opener that doubles as a USB drive. I can't go wrong either way.
Are you not really a phone person? Do you find yourself praying to get the voicemail at times when calling someone? Are you an old fling of mine who's in desperate attention to contact me after years of no communication? Well now there's a new service called Slydial that will allow you skip straight to the receivers voicemail. The service is 100% free, and very easy to use. So now when your girlfriend/boyfriend asks why didn't call me? You can simply use Slydial, make up some excuse as to why their service is crappy, and cover your tracks all at once. Talk about genius; if this service is used correctly it can revolutionized relationships everywhere.
It's amazing the things some women do to get your attention.
I was going to talk about the 2ND Presidential debate, but to be honest there were no real highlights. Both debaters remained neutral most of the time. The polls (CNN) thus far don't reflect much change after the debate so I won't even bother.
Final Thought: I'm getting a lot of good news lately. Blessings would be an understatement. I'm going to keep my mouth shut till things are finalized. That's my problem now, I always put the cart before the horse.
....see Karma can be positive as well.
