Thursday, September 18, 2008

Mam Step Outside Of The Car, And Spread Your Legs!

I got a phone call about an hour ago from a local police department that I applied to over a year ago. To my surprise I'm currently the next applicant up for hire according to their eligibility list. It's been months since I've passed their written test followed by the Oral Board Interview. They want me to come out and take a *P.O.W.E.R test in 2 weeks. If I pass the P.O.W.E.R Test then the next step is taking a polygraph (lie detector). Unfortunately I'm not that excited because although I'm positive I'll pass the P.O.W.E.R test, I'm not that confident in polygraph tests. Sure I don't have anything to hide, but I've studied polygraphs - and I know there's less than a 50% accuracy rate. Don't believe me? Well educate yourself. Think about it, polygraphs aren't even admissible in court. So if the government doesn't trust polygraphs, that should say something.

*P.O.W.E.R Test - A test that determines if someone is eligible to become a police officer within the state of IL. In my case I'll have to run 1.5 miles in 13.46 minutes, 32 sit ups in a minute, bench press my body weight, and a sit and reach test. Talk about a piece of cake, not only have I passed this type of physical assessment before but this is what I've been training for.

My uncle has a real good friend who works there. If I'm hired, he'll most likely be my Sergeant or Field Training Officer. He told me several things about the department that makes me skeptical. Strange curfew laws, questionable police pursuit policies, and the fact that officers consider everyone in their community "customers" not "residents." To be completely honest this isn't my dream department, however I'm anxious to start my career - so I'll suck it up for now.

This is sorta good news for my mother, because she isn't too fond of me moving to California to pursue the Federal Agency (background investigation still pending) I applied to. If I'm hired with the department previously mentioned, then I'll be considerably closer to Chicago. Sad to say but if the Federal Agency calls me tomorrow, I'll drop everything I'm doing - and I'm outta here.

Alright I gotta run, I'm about to go cook - I'm starving.

I'm going to disable the comments for this post. This post is neither informative or entertaining as far as the readers are concerned.

Final Thought: If you've been following this site for more than a year, then you know how much I've sacrificed to reach my ultimate goal. Like an officer told me recently, "patience is a virtue." Some departments have a 5 years waiting list, some hire immediately....it all depends on your luck. Looks like my luck is finally coming around.

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