The highly controversial Maury Povish television show could soon be canceled soon due to the growing popularity of the Take Home DNA Paternity Test kit by Sorenson Lab. That's right, now there's no need to ask the court to summons a paternity suite on a random guy you accidentally slip and fell on after long night of partying and reckless drinking. Instead a mere $29.99 can determine the child's father within several days. The DNA kit includes a swabs that's used by collecting saliva from the inside cheek of the potential victim father and child. Once the DNA is collected,the kit is to be mailed off to a laboratory in Salt Lake City Utah where the analyzing takes place (additional $129.99 for this process). Results can be mailed or checked online within several business days. Although this product has been around for several years it's been somewhat hard to find. Well don't worry ladies, due to the increase in demand the company (The Sorenson Lab formerly known as American Association of Blood Banks) that develops this product promises to ship to more pharmaceutical stores nationally. Wow, just think about how many relationships this is gonna break up. No more second guessing if "Little Jonny" is yours. A quick trip to your local Walgreens can help solve all those problems. There are many different distrubutors of the DNA Take Home Kit, however Sorenson Lab seems to be the most accurate.
I went to the show the other day to see Zoohan several days ago. The movie actually was pretty funny. Mariah Carey was shockingly good, and Adam Sandler had me cracking up. To be honest I don't like going to the movies much. I hate the fact that I have to sit through something for 2-3 hours wheather I'm enjoying it or not. For example; Will Smith's new movie Hancock looks like a complete joke in my opinion. I would hate to sit 2 hours and swallow yet another scifi movie featuring Will Smith. No thanx, I'll wait for it to come out on HBO.
Last weekend my little cousin TJ turned 3 years old. His birthday party was at a ranch located about 30 minutes outside of Chicago. The kid's enjoyed everything from feeding cows, to riding horses. As for me, I had the whole cowboy look down pact.
Final Thought: If you ever find yourself in a position where you have to ask "......hmm I wonder if this child is mine" then consider yourself a fool. A damn fool.
