Background Investigation Reveals Kells Past Girlfriend Was Indeed A Hooker
- Angelo
- Anicia
- Anne
- Ron**
- P. Maduerer*
- C. Crump*
- P. Bowens Senior*
- L. Bowens**
- T. Koroski**
- T. Bryne
- N. Perez
- T. Romayne
* = current police officer
** = retired (30+ years) police officer
I'm sure I missed at least half a dozen names, but it's not intentional - it's only because several interviews were done at complete random, and I'm not even aware about. For example; several days ago my neighbors approached me while I was walking to my car. They told me my BI came to their house. I was shocked, and kinda embarrassed. Not because he interviewed them, but because he popped up randomly and caught them off guard. Like I said, there aren't any limits to this investigation. By the time you're reading this, my BI will have submitted his report to an adjudicator for a final determination. I'm keeping my fingers crossed because I've never wanted something so bad. This entire process has been mentally and physically draining. I've compromised a lot, and dedicated tons of time to see to it that I've completed every step thus far. If you wish to know how far along I'm in the process, then click here. If you were interviewed by my BI, please post a BRIEF summary of your interview under the comments.
Lately I've been paying a lot of attention to Hillary Clinton and her party like antics. It seems Hillary doesn't mind to have a drink or two. Just last night it was reported Hillary was spotted drinking a couple of shots of Crown Royale followed by a beer as a chaser. What a tough woman....whatever happen to the casual Apple Martini followed by a glass of Red Wine? Oh wait, that's my sister's mom's choice of beverage. Nevermind.
I've been looking for a change in my look. Something flamboyant, something a tad bit more dynamic. What do you think? Enough to make your eyeballs pop out the socket huh?
....Speaking of a hairstyle change, it looks like R. Kelly beat me to it.
Here in Chicago, the weather is beginning to heat up. Like always, the fashion trends change. Unfortunately some people just can't adjust. For example; a laced vest with the back out is meant to do just that.....HAVE THE BACK OUT!
Don't you get tired of barking bitches?
Final Thought: Again, I just want to say thank you to everyone interviewed by my BI. I would pay you to show my appreciation, but that would leave me with nothing. Instead I'll use this as another senseless opportunity to go out and get completely trashed. You guys are welcome to accompany me....just bring your own cash.
