Thursday, March 6, 2008

I'm Not A Gynecologist But I'll Take A Look

Now I know what your thinking; a thong featuring my face is just a bit too much eh? Well perhaps your extremely over weight, lack self confidence in the undies department, or you're just a guy who isn't into this kinda kinky stuff. To be completely honest anyone with half a brain could see this is the wave of the new future. It's like reinventing the wheel all over again; you just can't go wrong. As seen in November the Lost In Transition store debuted with high expectations and small risk. Since the grand opening all profits made have gone directly to the management and development of this website. As easy as it looks, it can get quite pricey to keep this domain name, manage bandwidth, and keep links from years ago accessible without the support from outsiders. What's even more important is unlike many other popular blogs/websites out there I don't post any advertisements. Although I know the profits from advertising would cover all costs plus provide me with outside income, I just feel advertisements would take away from the simplicity of navigating through the site. So thanks to everyone who's purchased anything from the LiT store, you've not only contributed to the growth of the website but you've also bought your self some bad ass apparel. If you have any pictures with your LiT apparel just forward them to my email and I'll be sure post them as a sign of my appreciation.

Forbes Magazine just released that Mark Zuckerberg, the owner of Facebook is the world's youngest billionaire. Zukerberg ranks at number 785 on the list of the world's most wealthiest people. Zuckerberg has proven that it doesn't take much but a great idea to become an overnight success. Anyone with the average web development skill could have created a social network such as Facebook, however the ideas behind the creativity and individuality of Facebook are next to none in the complex world of the Internet. Zuckerberg is reportedly worth 4 billion dollars, and has reportedly been offered many buyout offers from companies such as Yahoo, and Google - however he's turned them all down. As with many web developers before him, much of his success is contributed to self taught skill, and not the sometimes overrated world of college education. Now I'm sure a lot of people are wondering how Zuckerberg became so rich when Facebook is a free social networking tool. One word, 4 syllables - "advertisements." Kinda almost makes me second guess my "no advertisement" policy.

There is now a pill created that will will turn your "bowel movement" into little balls of joy. To be specific: inside the pill is a leaf which has been dipped in 24 carat gold. Upon the duration of a a natural bowel movement there will be small specs of gold that will leave behind a "glittery" visual effect. For only $425 you can impress your friends by finally providing evidence that you're more than gifted. A costly, but equally entertaining investment.

Police departments all over the United States are coming up with new methods to capture civilian's attention while patrolling. It seems that the new unique designs are catching on.

Final Thought: 4 billion by the age of 23?! Maybe it's me, but I have a lazy spirit - I think I'd spend the rest of my life looking for ways to spend the money rather than investing it. Can you say "retirement."

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23. Gemini. Chicago IL. south side. African American. 6 foot 5. 220 pounds soaking wet. heterosexual. Christian. pro-choice. liberal   

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