Thursday, January 10, 2008

Monica Lewinsky Endorses Barack Obama

In the eyes of many Americans the presidential vote lies with in the Democratic vote. Both Barack Obama, and Hilliary Clinton can make history in this up coming election. As for me, I plan on picking Barack Obama. Although his chances seem slim, I think he can make a difference and like many of his campaign speeches I think it's "time for a change." It's a tough decision, because I really admire Hilary Clinton. Sometimes I wish they could take the advice of Jesse Jackson, and run together for both president and vice president of the United States. However, it doesn't seem like that's gonna happen, so in the mean time I'll stick to the script "BROS BEFORE HOES." Besides how could I go against Oprah.

Why Barack Obama? Barack Obama's political history isn't as extensive as his leading competitor, however his education and community service background is anything but ordinary. Barack has a BA in Political Science from Columbia University and later graduated from Harvard Law School. After college, Barack was a civil rights lawyer for many years in the Chicago area. Because of Barack's hard work he was then appointed Illinois State Legislature for his district in 1996 until 2004. Barack always focused on health care for low-income families and increased funds for AIDS programs. In 2004 Barack won the election for U.S. Senate with an overwhelming 70% vote. Now although many of you will be voting for him only because he's African American, or because his lips are black and you believe there's a slight chance he smokes marijuana....please understand, this is a man of character, dignity, and pride. He deserves to be our next president. Here at L.i.T we endorse Barack's campaign, and wish him luck in his run for presidency.

With all this talk of campaigning lately. There are many terms that people are unfamiliar with. If your an idiot like most viewers of this website, and you don't even understand what the term "caucus" means.....then perhaps this will help you. Currently Barack and Hillary are "neck and neck" with caucus votes.

Theres a trick I've been doing for years that involves a $20 bill. If done right, you can manipulate the $20 bill to look like the September 11th attacks on the World Trade Center. From 1st glimpse this trick can freak you out. At times it seems like it's more than just a simple coincidence. If you haven't seen or done the trick, go ahead and show it off. Watch and see how many unsuspecting idiots you can fool.

San Diego zoo was in the news recently when a Tiger escaped from it's cage, and mauled a group of onlookers; injuring 2, and killing 1 teenager. However, they've tried to conceal the story of the crooked neck Giraffe because of it's freakish identity. Let's just say the secrets out. San Diego zoo should be ashamed.

I got a lot of crazy feedback from the picture I edited with me and Cassie on January 1st 2008. Although I know it doesn't look authentic, it still got the point across. Despite my pathetic attempt to replace someone elses head with my own, some people have done a tad bit better job on photoshopping celebrities such as this fake picture of Beyonce nude.

I've created a Flickr account, which will be updated weekly. If you're not familiar with Flickr, it's a personal collection of pictures you can share with the world. There are two different versions of my Flickr account; the other version isn't accessible to the public and unfortunately is password protected (with more wild pictures). However, if you know me offline simply ask for the password, and I'll grant you access, or I'll pretend I don't know what your talking about and walk away. This link can also be accessed in the menu above entitled: miscellaneous.

Final Thought: Loyalty is everything, I compare it to credit. Because the minute you fuck it up, you ruin it. It's important to stay loyal to those around you. Your friends, your significant other(s), family, etc. It seems loyalty and perseverance runs hand and hand. It's one thing to be successful, but to have success and no one to share it is like a bottomless pit. Therefore be loyal to those around you; because like the common cold, loyalty can be contagious.

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