Tuesday, January 1, 2008

Kells Comes Clean About Relationship Status; Clay Aikens Remains Skeptical

In love, not obsessedYes, the rumors are true. Cassie and I are dating. Like Will & Jada, Irv & Deb, or even Martin and Gina.....Cassie & I share a common bond. Sure at times shes' possessive, clingy, and overly passionate; but that's just the small price I have to pay in comparison to what we have. I won't go as far as to share our personal business such as the recent allegations of domestic abuse, however I will say our love is real. As real as the extravagant morning sunset gazing profusely into the horizon, as real as the thunderous clouds in the middle of the Sahara desert during an extensive drought.....that's how deep our love is. We've gown as far as diverting the public attention to Sean P. Diddy Combs, and so far it's been successful. The truth is he's nothing more but the public monkey in this love triangle. As for me, I'm the apple of her eye, and this picture reflects that.

I got a major test coming up on January 16th. Almost 75% of my holiday has been contributed to studying for this test. This will probably be one of the most hardest test I've taken in my life. The test is issued by the US Government and surprisingly I qualified after meeting requirements for a G5 level entry of this sector (private agency). The test is comprised of an "Artificial Language" section as well as a "Logical Reasoning" section. A sample of Artificial Language is "Velle almanlek synzotim colleki" which means "the government is legal." Artificial Language determines a person's ability to learn several other languages while using a substantial amount of grammatical rules. Artificial Language is definitely one of the more challenging sections on the test, however surprisingly I've picked up quite a bit during my study sessions. In contrast the "Logical Reasoning" section seems to be my strong point. This section is comprised of comprehending paragraphs and eliminating answers based on a mass amount of "trickery." Sounds easy, but this task can be a bit nerve reckoning considering my level of patience. As my email states, the test is about 4-5 hours, with an additional 4 hour orientation. Great.....not only do I have be "uppity" for 8 hours, but now I have apply my self as well. After doing research on the test I read there is a 70% rate of failure. Ironically I don't find that the least bit discouraging. Especially when in the past I've passed standardised test (other agencies) that choose from the top 30 scores out of 270 people. I never looked at my self as extremely intelligent, I just believe the majority of the public are idiots - therefore an average Joe such as my self seems to be given the upper hand. Regardless, I'll keep you guys posted.



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Pictured above are some photos from New Years Eve. Enough said.

It's important to keep up with the latest trends. Historically public icons have understood fashion is a mere reflection of who you are.

For Xmas all I wanted was a "PC Sex Comp. 3.0." This toy is the ultimate pleasure without the hassle of feelings, emotional distress, or constant blabbering. Unfortunately, I didn't get one. Here's a thought.....birthday present anyone?

Kev. Coe's web blog is pretty neat. Here is a guy who influenced me to drink prematurely, invite women to his house, and engage in adult like conversation at the age of 16. However he recently told me he takes no responsibility for my teenage mischief. 7 years later, and he has cleaned up his act and become a family man......perhaps hell has frozen over. Looking at him married, is like having a weird dream that never seems to end. Regardless, he's still an idiot....notice on his web blog he mentions this website as being "Lost in Translation." Wtf? It's Lost in Transition! T-R-A-N-S-I-T-I-O-N!

Final Thought: Remember it's not breaking your resolution if no one knows about it. Happy New Years Emerika!!!

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23. Gemini. Chicago IL. south side. African American. 6 foot 5. 220 pounds soaking wet. heterosexual. Christian. pro-choice. liberal   

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