There's a new drug name Jenkem hitting American high schools. This drug is probably one of the most disgusting inhalants I've ever read about. Jenkem features a mixture of raw sewage including; human feces, and urine. These ingredients are poured in a bottle which is topped with a balloon. The bottle is placed in the sun for several hours until the raw sewage is formed into a gas. At this point the balloon is taken off the bottle, and the subject inhales the gas. The high can last anywhere from several hours, to several days depending on how much gas is inhaled. This drug has several different nick names such as, "Shit," "Runners," & "Butthash." Here's a information bulletin on the drug that comes from Collier County in Florida. Kid's these days are crazy, whatever happen to inhaling glue and just calling it a day?!

I recently added a store to LiT. The store features a wide variety of different apparel including; jogging suits, t-shirts, hats, and even thongs - all inspired by KellsFetish.com logos. The 1st 3 items purchased from the store will be discounted at 20% off. If you buy any apparel from the store, feel free to snap a couple of pictures of you and whoever else flaunting the apparel. If the pictures are creative, or somewhat comical I'll even consider featuring it in a upcoming post (at the submitters request). To access the store simply go to the miscellaneous menu above and select "LiT Store."

I enjoy snacks like the next 12 year old fat kid, but eating cupcakes has it's disadvantages these days.

Seems like the education qualifications for teachers are at a all time low in this country.

I've been reading a couple of books lately (Becoming A Millionaire in God's Way by Robert Kyosaki), and one thing that draws me to a good book is the opening set-up (Foreward of the book) and the details of the story. This is a bit random, but this is what my semi non-fictional opening of my book would be......

After sobriety takes its place, and the morning sun approaches - things seem a bit clearer. The reality sets in that the women last night were overly attractive yet trashy without a bit of substance, or how the food at 2AM wasn't a good option because Grey Goose and burritos just don't mix. The television echoes in the background, reports of another missing white woman is a reminder that this isn't a dream. A random scroll of the Blackberry reveals "drunk dialing" was involved, and previous attempts to contact someone from the past failed successfully (oxymoron eh). Further more the Blackberry reveals several missed calls. Friends are anxiously awaiting a response to explain their accomplishments in the dangerous but typical game of casual dating. While in the bathroom the mirror reveals blood shot eyes on a young clean shaved face. The thought of showering seems too complex, however minty breath is a must so the toothbrush consistently scrubs small decay of tropical flavored Skittles left behind the night before. A quick snatch of the car keys, while taking a shot of the leftover vodka brings a start to a new day. Who knows what today might bring.....

...Yeah, I had a lot of fun with that one. I always thought authors over examine every detail. Most people who are gullible, and not consistent with the truth - thinks this is a perfect formula for a "great book." Well that was my way of poking fun. It's up to you to separate fiction from reality. Hope you liked it, if not.....kick rocks.

Final Thoughts: I'm looking out my window right now and noticing snow. I can't believe it's here. Another nasty winter ahead. I remember when I was young I'd take a snow ball in the school yard and throw it into a crowd of kids and watch them all react shockingly. I miss those old fashioned snow ball fights. Unfortunately I'm older now, so I'm sure a snow ball attack would be considered a misdemeanor battery, but for all you kids out there - go ahead.....enjoy your youth, because when it's over....it's over!