Black Barbie Myth Confirmed When Paparazzi Spots Her Face Pealing
Featured above are pictures taken at my ex girlfriend's 21st birthday party. It was a great party to say the least; VIP booths, great people, and a comfortable atmosphere. If it wasn't Matt's "Big Pimpin Dame Dash" dance, or Angelo charming every woman in sight - then it was definitely the unlimited supply of champagne bottles. My ego sored to new heights that evening, it appears me and Moet have a connection, a connection that Hennessy just couldn't get around to providing. We left the party at 4AM - and that's not even mentioning the fact that daylight savings time went into effect that evening. Thanks Brittani for inviting us! If you have any additional pictures of the evening please email them to steve@kellsfetish.com with the subject header: "B-Day"
Recently doctors made the decision to preform surgery on a 2 year old girl with four legs and four arms. Reports show that the mother of the little girl had a parasitic twin fetus that died in the early stages; the surviving body parts mutated onto the the little girl. In India people are comparing the little girl to the four armed Hindu goddess of wealth. However comparisons won't last for long because like previously stated, surgery on the little girl is set to happen today. That's too bad, she would of made a great circus show.
Seems there is no shame with white women in the aftermath of late night drinking. Everything from urinating in pubic, to passing out in a shopping cart is considered completely normal.
Dog the Bounty Hunter was recently canceled from A&E's Cable network. Seems Dog went on a racial tirade when his son started to date an African American Black girl. Dog claims the word "nigger" is an everyday word in his household, and he wouldn't' tolerate his son bringing a Black girl to his home because more than likely she would take offense to the slur. Well I found the audio clip, you be the judge. This is great, he gets booted and Imus gets his job back. Only in America! I seriously cant wait for Imus to come back.
Oh no! Not a Steve Urkel sighting!
I want to give a quick shout out to my visitors in Tampa Bay Florida - thanks for the 6 hour feedback.
If you didn't notice I archived all the posts that were previously published.
Final Thought: Ever notice how an "ultimatum" is nothing more than, but the watered down version of a "threat". I always found "ultimatums" to be disrespectful. I don't like the idea of being pressured to make a decision. It seems the humble part of me never seems to catch up with my selfishness. I've never chosen an ultimatum to spare anyones feelings, or to necessarily do the right thing. I've always gone the complete opposite; and arrogantly felt I was right. I remember someone giving me an ultimatum, on the content featured on this website. For example: What I should say, what pictures are acceptable to post, etc. Well, several months later - the website's content hasn't changed, and that person is gone. Point blank: DONT GIVE ME ULTIMATUMS.
