Kells Denies Burning Sensation Accusations, After Ex Girlfriend Publishes Tell All Book: Confessions of a Chi Town Vixen


A couple of nights ago I along side with my Uncle Knowledge, Lil Rel, and Goldie from Flavor of Love kicked it hard. The night started out at the comedy club Jokes and Notes, where Lil Rel hosted a number of comedians including Goldie. Golide had previously known Knowledge and Lil Rel - so it was only mutual that me and her hit it off real well. After the comedy club, I drove Knowledge, Rel, and Goldie to a small club on the North Side of Chicago. With the exception of seeing grown men doing the "Souija Boy" dance (who dates these guys?), I enjoyed my self. Through out the whole night Knowledge had me dying laughing, he kept lecturing me about the club (particularly the women), and like always - I was taking EVERYTHING in. Anyhow moving on.....once we left the club - Lil Rel split and I along side with Knowledge and Goldie went on our way. The end result; me waking up at 1PM the next morning. Things weren't pretty at all.
I was reading an article a couple of days ago that just staggered me. I wasn't going to speak on it originally but my friends told me I should........22 year old Elidor Kersaint lived the life that most would die for. He was a club promoter in Miami that had lavish cars, expensive jewelry, and even bump shoulders with some of Hollywood's heavy weights including; Shaq, Hulk Hogan, Mickey Ward, Lil John, Lil Wayne, etc. If you were anybody in the club scene in Miami you met Kersaint on more than one occasion. There's only one small thing, Kersaint had HIV and was knowingly spreading the virus to more than several dozen women. Kersaint was recently arrested after a 21 year woman came forward with the accusations that Kersaint gave her HIV after he tested positive for the virus several months prior. Kersaint has been charged with attempted murder, which stands a minimum sentenced of 6 years in the state of Florida. Being that Kersaint was a very popular man in Miami, it's unknown how many women he infected with the virus. Just imagine how many lives were effected by Kersaint. Think about all the women who cheated on their boyfriends with Kersaint; then transmitted it back to their boyfriends. Or think about all the women who were intoxicated and made a bad decision which will effect them for the rest of their lives. Kersaint definitely deserves the death penalty in my decision. For more information on Kersaint's wild and outlandish lifestyle, you can visit his myspace page or watch the media report done on him by a local news station in Miami.
Public Service Announcement: In this world of socializing and hooking up with people in the club - men don't fall victim to just anything.
I can now be contacted via AOL Instant Messenger. My screen name is "KellsFetish" - whenever I'm at home I'm logged in to my instant messenger account. Feel free to hit me up if.......you need advice with your substance abuse problems, have questions about irritating rashes on your pubic area, or just wanna talk some sports! It's all up to you!
Final Thought: I was once told by my grammar school principle......."Steve in order to make it, you have to fight twice as hard as the next man. Not only are you African American, but you are an African American male, the system is designed to see to it that you don't make it." At age 11 I had no clue how legitimate that statement was. Perhaps those long talks in the principle's office paid off eh?
